Hey You Kids, Get Out Of That Jello Tree

Yesterday we had these bandits stealing our exceptional crop of cherries:

Today I heard the rustling and invited our houseguest to come see those wretched raccoons before I turned the garden hose on them and scared them away.  Wait a minute, that's not a raccoon!

Okay, you can have 'em.
Note the luscious good-as-store-boughten cherries loading the branches.  Grr.